God. I just want a creepy house with a creepy husband and creepy kids and creepy stuff and creep out the neighbors.

I just want to be the Addams.

Is that too much to ask?

madblackgirl:

Black women can be feminine

Black women can be masculine

Black women can be delicate

Black women can be quiet

Black women can be loud

Black women can be patient

Black women can be cute

Black women can be adorable

Black women can be sexy

Black women can be dominant

Black women can be submissive

Black women can be straightedge

Black women can be gyaru

We can be literally anything we feel like being.

We are not a monolithic group

We are not the same

We share melanin not mindsets

(Source: blackfemalepresident, via proteinpills)

marlssbarkley:

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while

it sounds like a duck

(Source: eviljovan, via susnation)

3 hours and 15 minutes left of my 12HR shift.

I. Am. So. Sleepy.

Thinkin’ about that bank account, tho.

sourcedumal:

phattytissue:

fuckyeahnickiminaj:

Complex Magazine released “The 25 Best Rap Verses of the Last 5 Years,” naming Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster  #1.

“It was clear, she did her thing alongside the best in the game—she stole the show, in fact, outshined them all.”

SHE RLY DID

She went hard as fuck in that damn verse.

(via mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers)

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sourcedumal:

phattytissue:

fuckyeahnickiminaj:

Complex Magazine released “The 25 Best Rap Verses of the Last 5 Years,” naming Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster  #1.

“It was clear, she did her thing alongside the best in the game—she stole the show, in fact, outshined them all.”

SHE RLY DID

She went hard as fuck in that damn verse.

(via mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

submissivefeminist:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

Alpha up.

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

(via marshmalley)

Everybody thinks they’re a fuckin’ makeup artist.

Ah, only in the Paseo.

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Ah, only in the Paseo.